Official Interrogation

Carried out by Sachin, Durga, and Akash, on behalf of all Indian school children everywhere, because Enquiring Minds Demand To Know.

[NOTE: in the interests of national security and impressionable young minds, some answers have been altered and/or redacted)

What is your name?
Sara

What is your country?
USA

Do you drink whiskey?
[REDACTED]

Are you married?
[REDACTED]

What do you do for a living?
Artist

Who do you love better, your mother or your father? We promise not to tell.
I love them both equally.

How old are you?
26

Why are you so pale?
I was born this way. Also, it gets very cold in New York so I have to stay indoors a lot.

What do you think of India?
I love it!

Do you like cricket?
I don't understand it. We don't have cricket in America.

How many are in your family?
I have 4 brothers and 2 sisters, and parents.

How many languages do you speak?
Pretty much just English, and a little French and Spanish.

Do you speak Kannada?
No.

Please be aware that all or part of the above interview may have been taped via totally sweet camera phone to be shared at random with various and sundry school chums, cousins, aunties, household help, etc. throughout the coming months or perhaps even years.

Interrogation took place in the stairwell of the Renuka Guest House in Hampi, Bellary District, Karnataka, India on the evening of 25 January, 2008. Official approval of hairstyle, eye color, photography skills, and new Salwar Kameez outfit duly noted.